Funny Quote of the day - They Said So She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Quote of the day about love - They Said So Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live Not where I love, but where I am, I die. - Robert Southey
Sports Quote of the day - They Said So Baseball hasn't been the national pastime for many years now - no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television. - Bob Greene
Life Quote of the day - They Said So Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein
Management Quote of the day - They Said So The task of the leader is to get his people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger
Quote of the day for students - They Said So The chief wonder of education is that it does not ruin everybody concerned in it, teachers and taught. - Henry Adams
Art Quote of the day - They Said So To draw, you must close your eyes and sing. - Pablo Picasso
Inspiring Quote of the day - They Said So Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner ...
Fran Lebowitz "My favorite animal is steak."
Rita Rudner "When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
Chuck Reid "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is."
Mel Brooks "Good taste is the enemy of comedy."
George Santayana "Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together."
Charles M. Schulz "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
Totie Fields "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
Tom Stoppard "We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else."
Tom Wilson "These days an income is something you can't live without--or within."
Oscar Wilde "The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived."
P. J. Plauger "My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared."
Elbert Hubbard "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
Lee Iacocca "My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."
Aesop "Adventure is worthwhile."
Stewart Udall "We have, I fear, confused power with greatness."
Horace "The pen is the tongue of the mind."