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Who performed the theme song for the Bond movie ‘Live and Let Die’? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Paul McCartney and Wings.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Bed Myth I heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder.
Fortunately, I was able to debunk it.
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Clever Deer What do you call a deer who can write with their left and right hooves?
Bambidextrous.
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Which US founding father is credited with inventing bifocal glasses? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Benjamin Franklin.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Recycling Party I'm going to a recycling party this weekend.
The invite said to bring a bottle.
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Insect Surgery Did you hear about the surgeon who performs quick surgeries on insects?
He did one on the fly.
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What Gilbert and Sullivan opera is set on a Royal Naval ship? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]H.M.S. Pinafore.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Dinosaur Ghost What is the ghost of a dinosaur called?
A scareodactyl.
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Joyce Clone When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself...
She rejoiced.
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What 24-hour French car race was first held in 1923? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Le Mans.[/lightweight-accordion]
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