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Vampires And Chickens Why do vampires not attack chickens?
Their blood is fowl.
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Which member of The Beatles divorced his wife Cynthia in 1968? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]John Lennon.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Sprinter And Duck What's the difference between a sprinter and a duck?
One goes quick, the other goes quack.
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What is the most common name taken by the Pope? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]John.[/lightweight-accordion]
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What river did Julius Caesar lead his army across in 49BC, starting a civil war? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]The Rubicon.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Empty Tester Bottle I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of perfume with a sign saying "out of odor".
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French Skeleton How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour!
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Fictional character Alonso Quijano is more commonly known by what pseudonym? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Don Quixote.[/lightweight-accordion]
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What is the name of the drummer in the Muppets? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Animal.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Angry Paediatrician Why was the paediatrician always losing his temper?
He had little patients.
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