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Envelope My wife gave me an envelope with, "Not to be opened until 2027" on it.
Inside was a list of reasons I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions.
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Skynet is a self-aware artificial intelligence in which movie franchise? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]The Terminator franchise.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Hidden Microphones My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.
It really bugs me.
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At what San Francisco park did the Beatles performed their last concert for paying customers? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Candlestick Park.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Wrong Flower What's it called when a landscaper accidentally plants the wrong type of flower?
An oopsie daisy.
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Which artist created the 2001 sculpture Falling Woman? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Eric Fischl.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Antisocial People Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.
We haven't met yet.
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How is fictional character John Clayton better known? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Tarzan.[/lightweight-accordion]
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What is the official large state mammal of Texas? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]The Texas Longhorn.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Mormon Cat Did you hear about the Mormon cat?
It had nine wives.
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