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Masked Priest A priest in a mask just threw some holy water at me.
A bit odd I know, but I think it's a blessing in disguise.
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Which Irish novelist wrote ‘Ulysses’? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]James Joyce.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Which classic cocktail is made with whiskey, sugar, bitters, and an orange twist? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Avatar.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Excluded Bird Did you hear about the large, flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms?
Apparently it was ostrich-sized.
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Which of the four colors of printer ink is represented by the letter ‘K’? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Black.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Parties I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties.
Now I sneak out of parties to go back to my house.
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Who wrote the thriller novel ‘The Hunt for Red October’? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Tom Clancy.[/lightweight-accordion]
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False Teeth Never throw false teeth at your vehicle.
You might denture car.
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Who directed the 1989 ‘Batman’ movie featuring Jack Nicholson as the Joker? [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Tim Burton.[/lightweight-accordion]
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Favorite Coat My favorite coat is falling apart and now I'm going to have to throw it out.
Or sew its seams.
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